MYSPACE HIGHSCHOOL
Go to myspace and do a high school alumni search for your graduating class. Find the funniest profile, add it to this post, and REBLOG IT!
Here’s mine…
This dude always said he wanted to be the next Howard Stern, but from the looks of it, he’s more of the Dane Cook ilk. He also uses the word “chica” in at least 10 of his profile photo captions.
This was going to be a tough internet meme for me. I went to an alternative school which degenerated while I was there from an artsy school to a place full of delinquents. What was a small school to begin with — sixty total kids amongst the four class years — I graduated with only five others. There weren’t many to choose from, but they’re all pretty intense. Andie is the most intense by far.
Sandy (now apparently goes by Andie, and her modeling alter ego) was always a strange girl. But more strange in the way that she liked Rent a lot, and wanted to experiment with post-modern theatre. Now she’s strange in the way that she’s some sort of pain fetish model. Her pictures are pretty crazy, and her long and rambling “About Me” section starts with an announcement that her father is dead. Quite frankly, it has to be seen to be believed.
There were a few others I could’ve gone with, like Ilan Hall, who won the second season of Top Chef, and I still see every now and then.
